Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The 5 Texters You Know and Hate
March 19, 2013
1. The Early Riser
This guy rises and shines no matter what day of the week it is and your always the first to know. Always.
2. The Chronic Drunk Texter
You're not even sure if you've ever received a text from this person while they
3. The One Who's Incapable of Deciphering Minor Typos
It's so blatantly obvious and they yet somehow still make communicating with them a chore.
4. The Adult
An absurd amount of exclamation points and periods, mixed with unnecessary abbreviations of words; a cocktail of annoyance while texting.
5. The One Who Bails on You Before You Even Get a Chance to Answer
Why do they even bother asking you in the first place?
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.