Stock photo companies do their best to have a photo for any need, but that also means that some of the photos are so bizarre it's hard to imagine any real use for them. A lot of them also feature unnecessary, inexplicable nudity. Here are the 25 most inscrutable stock photos of naked women.
1. Wearing a Jack-O-Lantern
Do you think this started out as a spooky shoot that was slowly turning sexy, or a sexy shoot that was slowly turning insane?
2. Eating an Apple
Here, use this fork and knife the way no one eats apples.
3. The Saddest Birthday in the World
"What am I doing? Oh, just my usual birthday party for one."
4. Holding a Model Airplane
"I don't know something about this isn't working. Hey, why don't you try blowing on the propeller. Yeah... now it's sexy."
5. Driving a Car While Talking on a Phone
This is a photo of a naked, pensive looking woman driving a car, and somehow the phone is the weirdest thing about it.