Stock photo companies do their best to have a photo for any need, but that also means that some of the photos are so bizarre it's hard to imagine any real use for them. A lot of them also feature unnecessary, inexplicable nudity. Here are the 25 most inscrutable stock photos of naked women.

1. Wearing a Jack-O-Lantern

Do you think this started out as a spooky shoot that was slowly turning sexy, or a sexy shoot that was slowly turning insane?

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2. Eating an Apple

Here, use this fork and knife the way no one eats apples.

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3. The Saddest Birthday in the World

"What am I doing? Oh, just my usual birthday party for one."

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4. Holding a Model Airplane

"I don't know something about this isn't working. Hey, why don't you try blowing on the propeller. Yeah... now it's sexy."

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5. Driving a Car While Talking on a Phone

This is a photo of a naked, pensive looking woman driving a car, and somehow the phone is the weirdest thing about it.

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