Craigslist is a magical realm where you can search for your true love or get a pretty sweet deal on a couch. But, travelers beware, within the depths of Craigslist lays some… pretty weird offers. Here's a list of some of the weird things people are offering for free or for barter.

1. Locking Stocks recommended for "witches and strippers"

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2. A free, previously used urn

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3. Purple weave that may or may not have been taken from owner without consent

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4. Hella good deal on tires for hipsters

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5. Totally normal offer to use a dude as furniture

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6. This practical, awesome AND free Kool-Aid Costume

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7. LIFETIME SUPPLY OF HOT SAUCE

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8. Pretty much the most depressing shrine ever

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9. Once in a lifetime opportunity to name a stranger's pet fish

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10. Some belly…button…lint…

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11. A super lovable kitty

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12. A disgusting, old curb couch that may contain a whole cat

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13. This delightful pumpkin butt

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14. And, obviously, some poop

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