Alex Watt is on Twitter, Tumblr and an ego trip.
Internet Shorthand I'd Actually Use
By Alex Watt
- -h -Hey. -H -Hello. How are you? I’m genuinely interested in finding out. Really? That good? Well, that’s just wonderful. Smashing, really. -TL;SALOF -Too long; skimmed and LIKED on Facebook -WLOLBCIFLIH2 -Writing LOL because I feel like I have to. -G2PINOTC -Got to pretend I’m not on the computer. -Ya -Typing with one finger while I eat yet another meal in front of this screen. -#WINNING -Just logged onto the Internet for the first time since 2011. -NDNL2311Y -Nope, DEFINITELY not listening to 311. Why? -MFHJGHFHDJGRZTFRRFRRFGTHJJNHTGRRWRGTGHTTHEREHRTHEBHTENTHTHZESHSEHBVSEDHTH -I fell asleep on my keyboard and had that dream about having a tiny pig named Peanut that I fed apple slices to with a huge knife for a best friend again. -s -Sorry for all of this. I really mean it. I’m so fucking sorry. Please, find it in your heart to forgive me. I know I don’t deserve it.