Instead of the tumblr sensation Reasons Why My Son is Crying we thought we'd switch the perspective for you guys. Here's some visual birth control to reinforce your opinion that kids are just dicks.
1. I decided to ruin your television you spent three months saving up for.
2. I ruined the replacement TV you purchased after I destroyed the first one.
3. I drew all over the dog.
4. And the baby.
5. I clogged the toilet with my body.
7. I got my head stuck in a chair so you now look like you obviously haven't taught me to cope in the real world.
8. I destroyed your entire house with flour for my own amusement. You can't even use water to clean this up or it turns into glue.
9. I pooped everywhere knowing I would not have to clean it.
10. I demanded entertainment even though you haven't slept in four days.
11. I'm probably the spawn of the devil.
12. I'm a reflection of your own bad habits, and it haunts you.
13. I redecorated the kitchen using contemporary themes you obviously don't understand.
14. I committed house insurance fraud.
15. I'm Honey Boo Boo.