Nicolas Cage. A God among men. You might call his acting "wooden" or "appallingly vacant," but before you bring up _The Wicker Man_ take a look at this showcase of Cage's finest work: acting so methodical you might have overlooked it the first time around. In "poorly drawn caricature" and "Superbowl Beyonce" he actually _becomes_ his work. It's moving. Truly moving.