1. That moment when you go on the internet...

 

2. That feeling you get when you see a random number preceding a random plural noun...

 

3. That tingle-tingle RIGHT AFTER your finger presses down on the mouse...

 

4. That thing where you're scrolling...

 

5. That meh whatever where you're like um OK?...

 

6. That WTF when you realize that the list you clicked on was a kind of mediocre example of human endeavor...

 

7. That wait no what's happening when you glaze over and understand the totality of your decision #wut...

 

8. That help me when you DGAF...

 

9. That please-help-me-I-need-help when you still own a Furby...

 

10. That I'm-so-cold-and-alone-please when you bacon honeybadger Napoleon Dynamite FAIL retweet early-twenties...

 

11. That please someone call my house phone now when you "MA WIFE" your original 151 Pokemon...

 

12. That I will not be another doe-eyed pawn in your seductive, vapid nothingness when oh yes you will...

 

13. That NO I WON'T when FACEPALM Pizza Is Your New Favorite Jennifer Lawrence YES you most certainly will....

 

14. That Ron Swanson NO GET OUT OF MY HEAD where see, you are foolish and you will succumb like the rest of them tamagotchi Lori Beth Denberg puppies Best Bieber Photoshop EVER Wore WHAT?!...

 

15. That please let me go I want to have a family someday when These Cats Know EXACTLY How You Feel Don't Mess with coffee Gosling Basically Best Things About "Bones" You Never Knew You Needed...

 

16. That Weirdest Thing You'll See Today I just want to talk to my fiancee, please, just Chuck Norris give me that one thing Pogs I beg you where Neil Patrick Harris' First Instagrams Are Perfect Is Your New Best Friend no...

 

17. That 31 Photos That Will Make You Love Being Single Again [sobbing] alright make it fast where Ratchetest Tweens Are Like Dating When These Awesome Dogs With Swag Will MELT YOUR HEART FTW...

 

18. And you're like...