Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
18 Signs You'll Click on Anything That's a List
April 30, 2013
1. That moment when you go on the internet...
2. That feeling you get when you see a random number preceding a random plural noun...
3. That tingle-tingle
your finger presses down on the mouse...
4. That thing where you're scrolling...
5. That meh whatever where you're like um OK?...
when you realize that the list you clicked on was a kind of mediocre example of human endeavor...
7. That wait no what's happening when you glaze over and understand the totality of your decision #wut...
8. That help me when you
9. That please-help-me-I-need-help when you still own a Furby...
10. That I'm-so-cold-and-alone-please when you bacon honeybadger Napoleon Dynamite
11. That please someone call my house phone now when you "MA
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12. That I will not be another doe-eyed pawn in your seductive, vapid nothingness when oh yes you will...
13. That NO I
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you most certainly will....
14. That Ron Swanson NO
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15. That please let me go I want to have a family someday when These Cats Know
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16. That Weirdest Thing You'll See Today I just want to talk to my fiancee, please, just Chuck Norris give me that one thing Pogs I beg you where Neil Patrick Harris' First Instagrams Are Perfect Is Your New Best Friend no...
17. That 31 Photos That Will Make You Love Being Single Again [sobbing] alright make it fast where Ratchetest Tweens Are Like Dating When These Awesome Dogs With Swag Will
18. And you're like...
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.