1. Select an avatar that would undoubtedly be the first picture someone trying to impersonate you would use for their "parody" account.

1. Select an avatar that would undoubtedly be the first picture someone trying to impersonate you would use for their "parody" account.

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How to Tweet Like an NBA Player - Image 12


2. Write a really confusing bio, assuming everyone knows who you are.

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3. Tweet nonsense.
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4. Amass a ton of followers.

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5. Promote something that you care about, but none of your followers are remotely interested in.
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6. Retweet girls that all of your followers are incredibly interested in.
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7. Unapologetically flirt.

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8. Unapologetically apologize.
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How to Tweet Like an NBA Player - Image 7



9. Misuse hashtags.
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10. Whatever this is.
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