1. Select an avatar that would undoubtedly be the first picture someone trying to impersonate you would use for their "parody" account.

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2. Write a really confusing bio, assuming everyone knows who you are.

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3. Tweet nonsense.
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4. Amass a ton of followers.

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5. Promote something that you care about, but none of your followers are remotely interested in.
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6. Retweet girls that all of your followers are incredibly interested in.
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7. Unapologetically flirt.

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8. Unapologetically apologize.
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How to Tweet Like an NBA Player - Image 7



9. Misuse hashtags.
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10. Whatever this is.
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Alex Watt is on Twitter, Tumblr and an ego trip.