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9 New Suits You Won't Be Seeing in Iron Man 3
By Caldwell Tanner
Lesser Use Iron Man Suits Note: I imagine each of these images also featuring arrows pointing out specific features of each suit, so feel free to add extra jokes / details if you see an opportunity. - Mark XLIII "Iron Mecha" Suit Suit Image: A giant iron man mecha suit piloted by the regular iron man suit, power-rangers style. - Mark XLIV "Tourist Trapper" Fanny Pack Suit Image: Split Panel - 1. Tony Stark wearing a fanny pack 2. Suit coming out of fanny pack 3. Full iron man suit - Mark XLV "Date Night" Two Person Fucksuit Image: Iron Man and Iron Lady joined together and just skyfuckin' the heck out of eachother. - Mark XLVI and XLVII "Robot Rock" Daft Punk DJ Suits Image: The two daft punk guys but wearing iron man suits, their arms and chests have keyboards and DJ equipement built into them. - Mark XLVIII "Water Level" Frog Suit Image: The frog suit from mario, but with Iron Man's face poking out. - Mark XLIX "Iron Lady" Margaret Thatcher Memorial Suit Image: A robotic margaret thatcher, too soon? - Mark L "MoneyMaker" Advertising Suit Image: A suit with a giant billboard reading "Stark Soda - It's what suits you!" This billboard pays for all the suits. - Mark LI "Lazy Sunday" Lounging Suit Image: Tony stark wearing sweats and a tee shirt and the iron man helmet while he watches tv. - Mark LII "Golden Years" Retirement Suit Image: An iron man suit with a built-in rascal.