There's nothing better than laughing at the flagrant stupidity of a stranger on the Internet, but keeping up with all the stupid people on the vast deserts of forums, websites, and subreddits can be exhausting. Luckily, several Twitter accounts have arisen to compile the very best of these oblivious poets into simple, easy-to-read text posts. Here's a few of our favorites.
REMINDER: All of these tweets are taken from ACTUAL POSTS ON THESE WEBSITES.
The very worst in creative writing crossovers.
Along with time, many things had changed in Legolas' life. Learning to drive the strange car machine, a New Found Glory concert, learning Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) April 30, 2013
[Gohan:] did you hear that fucking fuck shit Metallica's suing MTV[Vegeta:] I'll fucking break Metallica's godamn necks Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) April 24, 2013
I hear Amy order Diet Coke, and Sonic order, surprise-surprise, Mountain Dew Code Red. Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) May 3, 2013
"Rangers, please let me introduce you to the White Catholic Ranger," Fanfiction_txt (@fanfiction_txt) April 29, 2013
What's not to love about terrible people incapable of love?
Hey gorgeous I'd love for you to come out to stockton and stay with me. we can have fun sex all night. I'm just a normal Guy that likes sex okcupid.txt (@okcupid_TXT) March 24, 2013
Hey my mom thinks my penis is handsome. okcupid.txt (@okcupid_TXT) February 28, 2013
P.S.you have a very warm smile; bees must follow you around attracted to the warm honey which surely exudes from your mouth. okcupid.txt (@okcupid_TXT) October 16, 2012
You look like a smushed up bird. okcupid.txt (@okcupid_TXT) November 8, 2012
All your favorite stupidity, with free shipping!
Unless you want your child crying on their birthday, AVOID THIS PRODUCT! amazon_txt (@amazon_txt) November 27, 2012
I only used it a few times before I had an accident that amputated 80 percent of my finger. amazon_txt (@amazon_txt) March 12, 2013
I had this knife for a while, but one day I was in the park and threw it into a tree, and forgot it there. amazon_txt (@amazon_txt) January 28, 2013
This is a very sexy fedora. amazon_txt (@amazon_txt) April 6, 2013
There's weird, and there's Tumblr weird.
Its so stressful having to hold back who you are because youre afraid to tell friends and family that you are a wolf trapped in a human body Tumblr dot TXT (@TumblrTXT) April 23, 2013
why arent asexuals represented in porn Tumblr dot TXT (@TumblrTXT) April 9, 2013
as soon as I mention my extensive butt plug and fleshlite collection i'm a weird creep? fucking misandry at it's finest. Tumblr dot TXT (@TumblrTXT) March 25, 2013
I am a Holmie, Laneatic, & Columbiner. Is there a term for people who just enjoy mass shooters? lol There needs to be if not. Tumblr dot TXT (@TumblrTXT) March 26, 2013
Because what list would be complete without a glimpse behind the periwinkle and orange curtains of the Internet's weirdest clubhouse?
I'm not saying I'm into 15 year olds but why is it creepy? Like really why? Reddit.txt (@Reddit_txt) January 5, 2013
I have never had a wet dream because I get rejected by women in my sleep as often as by women in real life. Reddit.txt (@Reddit_txt) March 29, 2013
Whats so racist about blackface? If I wear a vampire costume I wear make up so I look pale, what's the difference? Reddit.txt (@Reddit_txt) May 4, 2013
Today I fucked up by spilling my pubes everywhere. Reddit.txt (@Reddit_txt) November 8, 2012