Ah, mother's day. That time of year you realize you have no idea what your mom likes. Flowers? She likes flowers, right? That's a mother's days present! Maybe you should have taken advice from people who know they're talking about. We asked the people of Bout to answer questions about their dear ol' mahs and got some preeettty good results.
"Something Mom Doesn't Know You Own"
A random goat.
A fat bowl.
"Your Mom's Idea of a Good Time"
Tom Selleck (ooohhh yeah, but also gross).
Sleeping when she's not couponing.
"What Mom Warned You About"
Running out of T.P.
Bukkake Gingerbread orgy that metaphorical for you know what (real orgies).
"What Every Mom Needs"
All the booze.
"Something That Would Make Your Mom Cry"
The thought of you reproducing.