Ah, mother's day. That time of year you realize you have no idea what your mom likes. Flowers? She likes flowers, right? That's a mother's days present! Maybe you should have taken advice from people who know they're talking about. We asked the people of Bout to answer questions about their dear ol' mahs and got some preeettty good results.



"Something Mom Doesn't Know You Own"


A child.
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

A random goat.
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

A fat bowl.

14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout


"Your Mom's Idea of a Good Time"


Tom Selleck (ooohhh yeah, but also gross).
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

Couponing.
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

Sleeping when she's not couponing.
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

"What Mom Warned You About"


Stranger Danger.
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

Running out of T.P.
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

Bukkake Gingerbread orgy that metaphorical for… you know what… (real orgies).
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

"What Every Mom Needs"


Booze.
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

More booze.
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

All the booze.
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout

"Something That Would Make Your Mom Cry"


The thought of you reproducing.
14 Mothers Day Answers By People Who Get Their Moms
Source: Bout