7 Technology-Friendly Sex Positions
By Hallie Cantor
Bloggy Style Two people have sex doggy style while both typing on Tumblr. The guy's computer rests on the girl's back. Caption: Focusing on yourself at all costs. Multi-Partner Multitasking Two guys have sex with one girl while she programs a DVR, talks on the phone, and pays bills. Caption: Finishing off more than one thing at once. Kindlingus A girl reads from a Kindle while she is bundled up in a puffy coat. A guy goes down on her. Caption: Consuming something that reveals nothing about itself to the outside eye. Vine Swingin' Looping gif of a seated girl holding onto a standing guy's dick and swinging it side to side. (We see her back, so her arms are swinging but her head blocks the actual dick.) Caption: Doing the same six-second move over and over and hoping that it'll turn into something fun after a while. iOS 69 A 69 position, but with both people curled up looking at their iPhones, not actually having sex. Their phones show that they have each just Liked each other's Facebook posts simultaneously. Caption: Trading favors. The Hulu Sideways Hula Two people lying down on opposite sides of a bed watching TV on a laptop. They aren't touching each other. Caption: Detaching from all responsibilities. Taking a Selfie One person masturbating. Caption: Making the best of the situation when no one else is around.