Over the years, Beer companies have attempted to improve your drinking experience with several half-assed "improvements" to their cans and bottles; and while wide-mouthed cans and cold-activated logos are nice, they don't exactly scream "CONSUME ME AND ONLY ME FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE." As such, I propose these actual alcoholic innovations to make drinking beer even more fun than it already was.

Beer Can Innovations
Beer Can Innovations
Beer Can Innovations
Beer Can Innovations
Beer Can Innovations
Beer Can Innovations
Beer Can Innovations
Beer Can Innovations