Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development


Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development


THE MANY FAILED FLIRTATIONS OF LINDSAY FUNKE

1. George Michael


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Lindsay, frustrated by the lack of catcalls she's received by her father's fellow prisoners, faces the problem face and boobs on.

RESULT: George's wrath ensures a FAIL.


2. Prison Inmates


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Lindsay, frustrated by the lack of catcalls she's received by her father's fellow prisoners, faces the problem face and boobs on.

RESULT: George's wrath ensures a FAIL.


3. James, the Realtor


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Lindsay decides to hook up with the family's realtor, hoping involving more people in her lovelife will spice up her marriage.

RESULT: This probably isn't what she had in mind. FAIL.


4. Literal Doctor


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After being told she's "hot" Lindsay's spirits are high.

RESULT: As was her temperature. FAIL.


5. Hobo/Thomas Jane


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Lindsay finds herself attracted to the rugged street smarts of actor Thomas Jane.

RESULT: Turns out he's actually a hobo actor hobo or something. FAIL.


6. Ice


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Lindsay provides false information on her father's whereabouts in the hopes of wooing the man hunting him down.

RESULT: It goes about as well as you'd think. FAIL.


7. Steve Holt!


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Lindsay learns not to horn in on her daughter's crush the hard way.

RESULT: Maeby Success. LINDSAY FAIL.


8. Moses Taylor/Frank Wrench


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Lindsay dresses up nice and goes on a date with a wealthy and successful gun advocate.

RESULT: Naturally, her husband mistakes her for a wolf and shoots her with a tranquilizer dart. FAIL.


9. Dragon


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Lindsay thinks hitting on her enfeebled, horny uncle's deaf servant is a good idea.

RESULT: Jesus Christ, Lindsay. FAIL.


10. Tobias


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Lindsay hooks up with her husband in a fake lawyer's bathroom.

RESULT: LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL. SUCCESS.


11. Bob Loblaw


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Lindsay does her best to interpret Bob Loblaw's signals.

RESULT: Duh. FAIL.


12. Brian


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Lindsay joins a pro-euthanasia protest to impress Brian, who just wants to find his mother some peace at last.

RESULT: Tobias sees to it that never happens. FAIL.


13. Michael


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Oh God no, please no.

RESULT: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no FAIL.


Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development
Your Complete Guide to Arrested Development