Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired

You pummel Ron's rump, which reopens a traumatic wound from an old sitting accident, and he collapses. You've won! In his back pocket you find a ziploc baggy full of adderall. You pop a few as a symbol of victory and are awash with a sensation of infinite possibility.


Suddenly you receive a text from the ladies, the movie is about to start!


- HEAD ON OVER!