Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired
May 23, 2013
You pummel Ron's rump, which reopens a traumatic wound from an old sitting accident, and he collapses. You've won! In his back pocket you find a ziploc baggy full of adderall. You pop a few as a symbol of victory and are awash with a sensation of infinite possibility.
Suddenly you receive a text from the ladies, the movie is about to start!
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choose your own adventure
all nighter 2013
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