Choose Your Own Adventure: Trial of the Tired

You arrive to find the ladies 10 minutes into the hit 90's rom-com "9 Ways It's Gotta Give." As you slide into your seat, your body suddenly remembers that you haven't slept in what feels like 10 years, which causes your pupils to have a quick but sincere meet/cute with the inside of your eyelids. Shame, too. I'm pretty sure at least one of those ladies was hoping to make out with you during the movie's airport love confession scene.


YOU ARE ASLEEPED. CARE TO TRY AGAIN?