1. The chicken dinner option was overcooked
2. The maid of honor's toast went on for freaking ever!
3. Put up at a Best Western WAY outside town
4. Black-tie? (K. And who do I send my Men's Wearhouse bill to?)
5. The wedding band didn't know "Brown Eyed Girl"
6. Or "I Gotta Feeling"
7. No sangria at the bar
8. Zero hot bridesmaids
9. Literally. NO sangria.
10. Ended early