Tried to make a joke about racism but just came off sounding racist.
Finally said hi to her office crush but they didn't hear her because she said it too quietly and then they looked up and saw her staring at them expectantly and were totally weirded out.
Thought Edward Snowden was a character on Game of Thrones.
Walked around all day with a piece of spinach in between his teeth.
Walked into a street sign while rocking out to his iPod.
Farted super loudly in a public bathroom and then realized someone else was in there.
Brought a guy home this weekend and forgot she was wearing underwear that she'd had since sixth grade with holes in them.