By Hallie Cantor
We struggle with big questions of love and identity in the technology age and also we think we might have a gluten allergy.
how do you tell
Our two major priorities in gathering information: romance and fruit ripeness.
how do you know
And diabetes. Hmm. Must've eaten too much ripe fruit.
best way to
Americans are fat and ignorant. BUT WE'RE TRYING TO CHANGE, OKAY?
good way to
For less important things like rapping and dating, you don't need to search for the "best" way. "A good way" will do.
okay way to
And for cat feeding questions, "an okay way" will be just fine. Cats don't give a fuck. "Hey, I'm going to give cat food to my dog, wait for the dog to poop, and then let the cat do what it wants with the dog's poop. Is this an okay way to feed my cat?" "Yes." -Cats
most badass way
Whatever the most badass way to erase a CD is, the first step is DEFINITELY to google it.
how do i become
Every human has the same top three dream jobs.
what to do when
We go on the internet a lot when we're bored. Also, bored people never entertain themselves by brushing up on their grammar.
Here we go, the big questions. THE REAL NITTY GRITTY OF THE HUMAN CONDITION.
We have a LOT of confusion about colors. Like, a weirdly large amount of confusion.
how not to
The worst thing that could happen to us is getting shot OR crying OR falling in love.
is it normal if i
We must remove the harmful social stigma from humping our pillows while fingering ourselves and talking to ourselves about it!
why don't i
We may be sad and confused and lonely, but at least a lot of us don't sweat that much!
No one ever knows when Jewish holidays are.