Famous founding father and true renaissance man. He was a writer… statesman… and holder of the first continental congress keg stand record. Jefferson (or "Tommy Jump-Off" as he frequently referred to himself) was known both for his flowery writing and the Monticello house parties where he dispensed words of wisdom such as the following:

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and with some beer that those patriots drank earlier tonight. I just happen to have some of both. Stand back everybody! I'm gonna refresh this tree!"

"Tommy Jump-Off " then proceeded to urinate on a nearby cottonwood. His guests were mightily impressed.

Drunk Quotes from History: Thomas Jefferson

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