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The Most Exhaustive Guide To Nicolas Cage Ever Assembled on Earth
June 24, 2013
The "success" of Cage's Wicker Man remake began a "love" affair between the internet and everyone's "favorite" actor. Here's some of the online art inspired by Nic Cage over the years.
1983: Earns his big break in the RomCom, Valley Girl.
1987: Gets to say he worked with the Coen Brothers in Raising Arizona.
1993: Acts in Deadfall, clocking in today at an impressive 0% on RottenTomatoes.
1995: Wins a Golden Globe for his work in Leaving Las Vegas. Then, wins an Oscar for his work in Leaving Las Vegas.
Yeah, this work.
1997: Appears in Face/Off. We forget what it's about.
2002: Cage earns a second Oscar nomination for Adaptation, but the world just isn't ready for two of him
and never will be.
2006: Cage stars in the remake of The Wicker Man. Loses all sense of self, public loses all remaining shreds of respect.
2010: Cage claws his way back into high esteem with turns in Bad Lieutenant and Kick-Ass.
Later in 2010:
Ah, never mind.
2011: The world accepts Nicolas Cage for who he truly is.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.