Have you tried this hay-hash yet, bro? It's super dank.
I mean, you know when you take a hit of that sweet b-dong and your mind is like WOOOSH SPLOSION.
Then it's like, everything in the universe makes more sense. But also it doesn't.
And I'm like, dude, existence. Isn't that shit crazy?
But, what if. No no no, just hear me out dude. What if I'm not just a goat?
Holy shit, man. What if everyone ELSE is the goat and I'm something else entirely?
I'm so glazed, it's like I'm just this speck and we're all just ants or something and
Wait. Sorry, what were we talking about again?
And is your mouth, like, so dry?
Also I've got the munchies. Do you have any snacks? Maybe some of those brown grain pellets? Oh, and some Cheetos. And a milkshake. Yo can you drive me to Wendy's?
No dude! I'm too high to go INTO the Wendy's, can't you just go in and get the snacks for me? Come on, man. Wait, wait, shut up, is that the The Allman Brothers Band??