First, a brightly-colored sans serif font announces the track title and artist's name.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

The video takes place against a muted background. All the coolest parties in 2013 happen in beige voids.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

The artist is sporting sunglasses and a classic "short on the sides, long on top" hairdo (aka the Reverse DeVito).

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

The video prominently features a woman in red lipstick, a white crop top, visible white bra, white pants, and what's evidently her mom's old costume jewelry.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

You know, the "sexy insane asylum patient" look.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

Sometimes she wears a children's toy on her back.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

Later, she puts on a pair of enormous white platform sneakers.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

…which probably make it hard to use her old-fashioned stationary bike, but she doesn't give up! Good for her.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

Let's hope she's on the lookout for secondhand smoke. Because it will be blown at her.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

At some point, a head appears near a body part that heads aren't usually near.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

Creepy non-human face? Check.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

Dorky side-to-side swaying? Check.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

Oversized toy version of an everyday object? Check.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

Someone holds a goat. Honestly, I don't mean to be a jerk about this, but if you don't walk around holding a goat this summer, you're an absolute nobody.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

Wait a second, is that blood? Oh no, it's okay, it's a fake hand.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

And also, you know, butts. Just lots and lots of butts.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video

Of course, the SONGS are totally different. One's an accessible, poppy single with a catchy hook and a repetitive, droning two-note chorus that will get stuck in your head for days. The other is…oh. Huh. Hmm.

Miley Cyruss Cant Stop and Robin Thickes Blurred Lines Are Actually The Same Music Video