Cosmopolitan, the magazine and website for 1000+ sex tips (monthly) is bound to dole out some bad advice every now and then. The subreddit ShitCosmoSays collects these real images and screenshots and man are they weird.


Put a donut on your dick

9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
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Have sex outside, standing, with the sprinkler running

9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
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Date a Jewish frat boy FOR THE FREE FOOD!

9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
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Beginners, try the Twirl-a-Girl

9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
TheRumbleofThunder

Ignore your sense of judgment and leave your decision to an arbitrary factor like foot position

9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
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Be an asshole without feeling the least bit bad about it

9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
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Of all the things guys notice first in girls, it's most definitely hair thickness

9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
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Joke that your date's father is hitting on you, like that's not going to conjure up a terrifying image

9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
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Bring pizza into bed as, you know, like a sex thing?

9 Terrible, Real Pieces of Advice From Cosmo Magazine
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