1. You used to be a baby.

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2. When you first came out you were covered in goo.

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3. But this lady was still all up in your grill anyway.

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4. That lady was your mom.

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5. You call your mom "Mom."


6. You'd be really mad if someone said she had chest hair.

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7. You're a fully-grown human now.

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8. And get excited about anything that takes away from the loneliness of your existence by connecting you with other fully-grown humans, even if it's a pandering list.

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