In "Twidiots", we collect the choicest thoughts on a particular topic from Twitter's millions of users.
How are royal babies made, you ask? Well, when a man loves a woman very, very much, and that man and that woman are both part of a secret elite order of untouchable global power, a baby just (poof) appears on their doorstep. At least, that's what our friends on Twitter would have you believe.
Royal baby born + thunder + lightening = Illuminati ?????Sub-Saharan (@5HEIKH_) July 23, 2013
The day the royal baby is born there is a massive thunderstorm after so many weeks of sun Illuminati Matthew (@matthewroper) July 23, 2013
Royal baby, full moon, hottest day of the year #Illuminati Dax (@Dax_bw) July 22, 2013
Royal baby bought thunder n lightning with it, that's illuminati 3 mason right there! Haroon Shafi (@haroonshafi87) July 23, 2013
The royal baby=illuminati NefRM7 (@BrodieNeffy) July 23, 2013
this royal baby stuff reminds me of the illuminati lol silky johnson (@daxid_) July 23, 2013
The baby's a fake, Will & Kate are controlled by the illuminati. Fun Bobby (@PaddyWeston) July 23, 2013
But who actually saw the baby come out of Kate's vagina though? Probably just an illuminati baby so they have a place in the royal family . (@iussef_m) July 23, 2013