It's 9:00 AM. Do you know where your children are?
(a plate of breakfast)
They're eating breakfast. Not just at 9, either. Literally every time you see them.
This is your brain. This is your brain on a turtle.
(a head, then a severed head on a turtle)
Don't mess with Mexican drug cartels.
*Friends don't let friends pay for their cancer surgery.
(friends hold out money, Walt pushes it away)
(Even though everyone else agrees they obviously should.)
*What to do in the event that you kill someone:
STOP working (Jesse sits in the corner of a party)
DROP all your money (Jesse throws wads of bills at partiers)
ROLL another joint (Jesse's hands roll a joint)
*(two panels: walt smirking in his heisenberg hat, walt whitman's leaves of grass sitting behind the toilet)
Hubris. Not even once.
*Every five years, one idiot breaks his neck by tripping on a rug.
(a foot tripping on the corner of a rug)
Please, buy wall-to-wall carpeting.
If you see something, ding something.
(Hector Salamanca's bell)
Don't do meth.
(blue crystal meth with an X through it)
...Cook and sell meth instead. It looks really cool on TV.