Wow, this drink is great! You can't even taste the alcohol!
The mark of a good drink!
What's in this anyway?
Malibu Coconut Rum, Boone's Farm Wine, Godiva Chocolate Liqueur, and Mike's Hard Twisted Green Tea Fuzionne. Y'know, stuff that no one outside of college actually drinks.
Sounds like just the thing my stomach needs!
THE NEXT DAY
WAKE UP, MOTHERFUCKER!
Oh... Oh no.
Can I get a scotch on the rocks with a twist?
Isn't that the same drink the detective orders in Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
... I don't think... I don't... NO.
All right, what kind of scotch do you want?
On second thought, I'll have a white russian.
Uh huh, like in The Big Lebowski?
Heh, heh, what? The Big...? I don't know.
Remind me what goes into that again?
That's what I thought. It's vodka, kahlua, and milk.
Oh, man, I drank soooo much last night: I had a couple whisky sours, and, like, twelve beers, and I played three games of pong, and then it was kind of a blur, but I think I drank something out of a funnel, it was crazy.
Oh, yeah, totally. I went grocery shopping the other day and I bought an apple, and an onion, and, like, a GALLON of orange juice, then I went back and got another onion and --
Ugh, this is boring. Why would you tell me this?
Anyway, I'm going to drink so much tonight. I've got it all in my room: a handle of rum, a case of beer...
Dude! Dude, you're pouring that beer all wrong. You're supposed to tilt the glass slightly until the very end. Good thing I'm here to help you, beer-drinking extraordinaire that I am.
Whatever!? Sir! It's like you don't even care that beer is made from malted barley, water, yeast, and hops.
What? Who gives a shit?
Alcohol starts with the letter "A".
Need that bottle opened? Here's a neat little trick I saw once.
Ow. No, I've got it. Trust me. I'll just use my belt buckle.
Man, that thing is really stuck on there.
... Well... it's open.
Okay, everyone, this is the Boondock Saints drinking game. Here's a list of twenty-four different rules. Drink whenever one of these things happens.
How am I supposed to remember all these?
Don't worry I'll yell "drink" in the most annoying way possible when one of these things happens. Incidentally, this will happen almost all the time ensuring that you no longer enjoy the movie, the drinking, or my presence here.
Cool. Question: one of these rules is "drink when something awesome happens." Isn't that a little subjective?
Yeah, basically just drink whenever you want.
This game is great.
All right, SHOTS! Let's DO THIS!
You take the shot.
You scrunch up your face like you're doing your best impression of a cat's asshole.
BuhLAaaaagh! BUH! Bleh! Peh! Gimme a chaser!
Oh yeah. Ha! WOOO! Yeah! Fuck yeah! That was a BAD-ASS teeny tiny sip of vodka.
I should have gotten the pizza. What the fuck is wrong with me?