How To Pick The Perfect Fantasy Football Team Name

Can't decide on a name for your Fantasy Football team this year with the season rapidly approaching? No worries! Just choose words at random from one of the following six categories and make your avatar a puppy with a tiny football and you're good to go!


Choose from one or more of these following Classic Fantasy Team Name Categories:



1. NFL Player's Name Mixed With TV Show Everyone Likes:


Roddy Walter White

James Starks of Winterfell

Riley Cooper Draper Pryce

Lynn Swann-son's Pyramid Of Greatness

The Walking D'Ed Reed

Gus-tavo Fring-rerrote? (Definitely use this)



2. 'Topical' Reference That'll Be Dated Before The League Even Starts:



Bradley Manning (mixed w/ Peyton or Eli)


Paula Deen (-angelo Williams?)

San Diego Mayor Bob Filner Penis Joke

Anthony Weiner Penis Joke

Brett Favre Penis Joke

Abraham Lincoln Penis Joke

[Borat Voice]

"Where's The Beef" Lady

War of 1812

The Big Bang

The Big Bang Penis Joke


3. Predictable Inappropriate Joke About NFL Controversy (Past Or Present):


Aaron Hernandez Murder

Riley Cooper Racial Slur

Michael Vick Dogfighting

Ben Roethlisberger Assault

Ray Lewis Murder

Marvin Harrison Murder

Rae Carruth Murder

Lindbergh Baby Murder

Just Something Really Hilarious About Massive Head Injuries And Shortened Lifespans


4. Broad Reference To Your Hometown Team:


Green Bay = "Cheese"

Pittsburgh = "Steel"

Seattle = "12th Man"

Denver = "Rocky Mountain High"

Cleveland = "Sucking"

Jets = "Sucking"

Oakland = "Sucking"

Buffalo = "Sucking"

Jacksonville = "Still Having A Team Somehow"






Anything Religious + Tebow



(NOTE: Adding a Tebow joke to your team name is the PERFECT way to make yours stand out!)


6. Evergreen Jokes:


Ed Hochuli's Biceps

Andy Reid's Fatness

Brett Favre's Penis

Antonio Cromartie's Kids

He Hate Me

Air Bud: Golden Receiver

Making Fun Of Other Friend In Your League

Making Fun Of Other Friend In Your League Whose Team Name Is Making Fun Of You

Weird Inside Joke Nobody In Your League GetsMaking Fun Of Other Friend In Your League Whose Team Name Is An Inside Joke Nobody In Your League Gets

Tony Romo

For Example: Roddy Walter White Bob Filner's Penis Also Jets Suck Tebow Tony Romo #TEBOWNADO (All Spoken in the Borat voice).


And that's all there is to it!


Also, you have a 12 Character Limit. Figure that out for yourself. Enjoy!