Welcome to Roommate Confessions, the column where we share the worst stuff you've done to your roommate. If you think you can top these stories, confess your sins at the bottom of this page.

I Peed in Your Laundry Detergent

I peed in your laundry detergent. - Anonymous

Hey Dick, remember how you bitched about empty ice cube trays all the time when only you and your fat bitch girlfriend used them? And remember how you said that the ice always tasted funny? Well that's because we top them off with a little pee whenever you go out. Drink up puto. - Anonymous

Dear Residents of 1st floor Kollen Hall East, Iver the past few weeks I bought a very large bottle of Sam's Club body wash, and I have just been leaving it in the common bathroom because that is what everyone else has done all year. It was going good until I realized that people had been using it. Since then I had stopped using it and I have gotten another one that I keep in my room, so you guys can keep using my soap if you want, just a head up though before I stopped using it I thought that it would be nice to give you guys an extra mellow yellow surprise in the bottle. QUIT USING SHIT THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU!! - Anonymous

I replaced my roomates bar of soap with a block of cheese. He didnt notice and the cheese smell was still better than how he usually smells - Anonymous

I understand that your stressed because u've been pledging this semester. I realy do! But when i finally get to fuck a cute sober girl, your wont leave the room. You refused to leave and because of that she didnt fuck me before she went back home to california. So you know that one girl that your in love with, with the huge tits, that only likes you as a friend? I told her this story and she fucked me while you were locked in a basement during hell week. TWICE! - Anonymous

Remember when you used to borrow all my clothes without asking? I'd either find them crumpled up in your disgusting nest of a room or back in my closet and smelling like your pungent perfume. Oh and that time when I asked you about my favorite sweater that mysteriously went missing during spring break while you were here after we all left? Well I saw it in your bag you douche canoe, I know you have it. And for that, I have been stealing your adderall. Sorry the price went up and you cant afford it anymore and are sucking in school right now. But I cant afford to constantly restock my wardrobe you fucking bitch. And thanks for never cleaning, buying food, and watching terrible tv. Expect some rotten food under your bed. I hate you. - Anonymous

Hey, poser. You remember how you ruined my reputation with all of our friends by lying and saying I was a whore who was cheating on my boyfriend and trying to get with everyone? Well now that i'm a loner who no one will talk to i have all the free time to hide your shitty clothes where you wont find them and hit your computer every time i leave for class. Hope that shit breaks soon. I hope all of your friends soon realize that your a fake loser who goes along with everything everyone says to be cool and steps on people to be popular. Also, all of that gross shit you leave in the sink every day(hair, toothpaste, spit, snot, old soap)...i rub your toothbrush in that every morning. yummm - Anonymous

So you know that you are a T.V. Junkie and that you like to stay up and watch the SAME movie every night ( I now freaking hate the movie- stick it becasue of you) then I wake up in the middle of the night to turn off the T.V. So instead of falling asleep in my classes, I put the parental control on the TV becasuse you need to get a life and find a different way to fall alseep or Pick a bettter movie. - Anonymous

Dear Roommate 2, I can't tell you how much I appreciate you continuously leaving the lights on when you get out of bed at 4 in the morning. I mean, I thought I would only have to ask once, but hopefully number eight will be the lucky one. I also really appreciate you playing your music till 3 every night. Besides the fact that it sounds like a manatee having sex with a clarinet, you play it loud enough to wake the people up two floors down. I've taken the liberty of donating all your "trendy" clothes to the Salvation Army. Smooches - Anonymous