From Hallie Cantor on
By Hallie Cantor
You: aaaaah have you seen this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZjd8eB3XL0 You: dying Amy is typing something, then deleting it because it's stupid, then typing something else... Bryan: hows the new roommate You: oh my god You: he has 2 cats he did NOT tell us about You: also he has been here a week and i dont think he has cleaned a single dish You: wheres matt paxton when you need him Bryan: haha Bryan is Googling the reference you just made that he pretended to get... You: hey gurl Cassie: oh haii girl whats up You: just dying at work You: three hours till margaritas You: can't wait to get TIPSAY You: and drunk dial isaac haha You: you? Cassie is taking a long time to respond on purpose to seem busier than she is... You: hey Dan: brb im putting an ikea desk together for molly You: omg you two are so in love Dan started to type something and then deleted it but it still looks like he's typing something really really long... Emma: did you talk to Cassie You: yeah You: she's being such a bitch You: it's just like You: if you SAY you're gonna get margs with us You: then do it You: you know? Emma is scraping some schmutz off her space bar... You: okay dont tell anyone this You: but You: I think Dan has a crush on me Frank: he has a girlfriend idiot You: yeah but he was acting really weird earlier You: i gchatted him and he started complaining about how he has to help her put together a desk You: and then he started typing something super long like he wanted to say something to me but COULDNT Frank is copying and pasting what you just said into another gchat window to make fun of you... You: hey You: do you think you could do the dishes later You: not to be a dick You: its just my parents are coming to town at some pt this weekend Greg is letting his cat walk on his keyboard... Henry: hey! You: hey man You: have you talked to dan recently Henry: hmm no Henry is debating whether now is the right time to tell you he loves you... You: hey You: what are you doing later You: are you there Isaac is not planning to respond to you, ever.