By Hallie Cantor
You: aaaaah have you seen this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZjd8eB3XL0
Amy is typing something, then deleting it because it's stupid, then typing something else...
Bryan: hows the new roommate
You: oh my god
You: he has 2 cats he did NOT tell us about
You: also he has been here a week and i dont think he has cleaned a single dish
You: wheres matt paxton when you need him
Bryan is Googling the reference you just made that he pretended to get...
You: hey gurl
Cassie: oh haii girl whats up
You: just dying at work
You: three hours till margaritas
You: can't wait to get TIPSAY
You: and drunk dial isaac haha
Cassie is taking a long time to respond on purpose to seem busier than she is...
Dan: brb im putting an ikea desk together for molly
You: omg you two are so in love
Dan started to type something and then deleted it but it still looks like he's typing something really really long...
Emma: did you talk to Cassie
You: she's being such a bitch
You: it's just like
You: if you SAY you're gonna get margs with us
You: then do it
You: you know?
Emma is scraping some schmutz off her space bar...
You: okay dont tell anyone this
You: I think Dan has a crush on me
Frank: he has a girlfriend idiot
You: yeah but he was acting really weird earlier
You: i gchatted him and he started complaining about how he has to help her put together a desk
You: and then he started typing something super long like he wanted to say something to me but COULDNT
Frank is copying and pasting what you just said into another gchat window to make fun of you...
You: do you think you could do the dishes later
You: not to be a dick
You: its just my parents are coming to town at some pt this weekend
Greg is letting his cat walk on his keyboard...
You: hey man
You: have you talked to dan recently
Henry: hmm no
Henry is debating whether now is the right time to tell you he loves you...
You: what are you doing later
You: are you there
Isaac is not planning to respond to you, ever.