The greatest city in the world blah blah blah ok do you want to see some weird photos taken on the NYC subway? I took them all on the way to work:

 

1. Balloons

(lots of balloons)

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

NuYawker 

 

2. Blocked entrances

 

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

principe_di_reddit

 

 

3. People in costume

 

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

carly_horse 

 

 

4. A pet bunny

 

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

herpaderpo

 

 

5. Breakfast

All of it

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

Ericisweird

 

 

6. Long wait times

(ugh)

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

jaundicedave

 

 

 

7. Bring-your-own-furniture people

Because avoiding other people's germs is worth it

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

letsjustgotobrooklyn

 

 

8. Aww yeah dogs

 

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

rakesy

 

 

9. Impromptu garbage cans

"I'll take responsibility for cleaning this!" - no one 

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

jagershotzz

 

 

10. Pole hoggers

? _ ?

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

arudius *hm, not new york. thanks commenters

 

 

11. Sleepy folk

 

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect  

jondavidbrooks

 

 

12. A snake

 

 

 

 

13. Poorly-placed posters

 

 

mepper

 

 

 

 

14. Not-so-family friendly ads

 

 

saintandre

 

 

15. More sleepy folk

 

leaveallyouhave23

 

 

 

16. Dinner

 

ohkaaaay0_0

 

 

 

 

17. Spideyman making some extra cash

 

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

ramza789

 

 

18. People with personal space issues or something

 

 

m0os3

 

 

 

19. A guy acrobatically posing as an iPod poster 

 

 

 

 

20. Puking chain reaction

 It's science

 

 

 

21. More costumes

 

tidderman

 

 

22. A guy eating a rat jk he's just putting it in his mouth

 

The New York City Subway: What You Can Expect

EvilSporkOfDeath