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Illustrated by Nathan "Sext Machine" Yaffe
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By 6 Ways to Break Up with Someone That Are Even Worse Than Texting
YOU: [several heart emojis]
YOU: [happy couple emoji]
YOU: [empty and full hourglass emojis]
YOU: [broken heart emoji]
YOU: [hand-waving emoji]
YOU: [guy running away emoji]
GIRLFRIEND: Did u just break up w me?
YOU: [Thumbs up emoji] [smiley face with sunglasses emoji] [thumbs up emoji]
YOU @BOYFRIEND Hey was gonna DM u about this but I already unfollowed u so...Um...We're breaking up? #Sorry #NotYouItsMe #StillFriendsTho #Swag
Vlog-style camera on a girl talking. The .gifs are broken up into small chunks.
1. Hey so...
2. It's been fun...
3. But I....Think we should see other people.
4. Also please check out my new TeenWolf Fandom Tumblr.
Text below simply reads "Please Reblog"
Heavily filtered picture of a box of girl's stuff. Guy is lighting it all on fire.
Caption: Finally #single again.
A stop-motion video of words appearing on a table.
A topless girl whose breasts are X'd out with red marker. She is shrugging.
Caption: Hey uh so we're done.