7 Pumpkin-Flavored Things Even Better Than a Pumpkin-Spiced Latté
By Other Pumpkin Products for you to Enjoy This Fall
Other Pumpkin Products for You to Enjoy this Fall
Old Pumpkin Spice Deodorant
- A stick of Old Spice deodorant. The tube is now orange, and the deodorant is made of a cinnamon-esque pumpkin goop (complete with seeds). The stick is labeled as "Old Pumpkin Spice" and is designated as "Extra Strength (and Seeds)"
Pumpkin Spice Toothpaste
- A tube of Colgourd brand toothpaste. There is a creepy illustration of a pumpkin with white human teeth on it. The tagline reads "doesn't actually WHITEN at all"
Pumpkin Spiced E-cigs
- An orange-lit e-cig. Possibly being smoked by a Jack-O-Lantern?
Pumpkin Pork Pie Hat
- Literally a just pork pie hat with a dollop of whip cream on top. The guy wearing it looks smug as hell.
- A bottle of coconut water labeled VITA PUMP 100% PURE PUMPKIN WATER. It's leaking and looks really gross.
Pumpkin Bucket for Holding All of Your New Pumpkin Shit
- Just a carved-out pumpkin full of all the above products.
Pumpkin Spiced Pepper Spray
- A person getting sprayed with a bottle of orange spray. His eyes are red and hideous. He painfully screams "IT'S SO FESTIVE".