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Other Pumpkin Products for You to Enjoy this Fall Old Pumpkin Spice Deodorant - A stick of Old Spice deodorant. The tube is now orange, and the deodorant is made of a cinnamon-esque pumpkin goop (complete with seeds). The stick is labeled as "Old Pumpkin Spice" and is designated as "Extra Strength (and Seeds)" Pumpkin Spice Toothpaste - A tube of Colgourd brand toothpaste. There is a creepy illustration of a pumpkin with white human teeth on it. The tagline reads "doesn't actually WHITEN at all" Pumpkin Spiced E-cigs - An orange-lit e-cig. Possibly being smoked by a Jack-O-Lantern? Pumpkin Pork Pie Hat - Literally a just pork pie hat with a dollop of whip cream on top. The guy wearing it looks smug as hell. Pumpkin Water - A bottle of coconut water labeled VITA PUMP 100% PURE PUMPKIN WATER. It's leaking and looks really gross. Pumpkin Bucket for Holding All of Your New Pumpkin Shit - Just a carved-out pumpkin full of all the above products. Pumpkin Spiced Pepper Spray - A person getting sprayed with a bottle of orange spray. His eyes are red and hideous. He painfully screams "IT'S SO FESTIVE".