By Caldwell Tanner
Warning: These TV Shows May Be Harmful to Your Health
Author Note: I imagine these being warning labels overlaid on images of each show.
Copy: Chance of spoilers may intensify while viewing this show. Use care when operating a computer or other social machinery.
Image: An Ear and Eye with X's through them.
Copy: May leave you with the an EMPTY FEELING all over your body.
Image: dotted line body silhouette
Copy: Can cause Confusion, Irritation, and in Extreme Cases, Feels. If problem persists, please consult your doctor who fan blog.
Image: A sad eye with a single tear.
Copy: THIS CHARACTER MAY BE REGENERATED to a less attractive actor.
Image: A glowing silhouette
Copy: SHIP WELL
Image: Silhouettes of Watson and Sherlock with a heart between them.
Copy: This show will make you want to DRINK SCOTCH which is UNSETTLING since most of the characters are alcoholics.
Image: simple scotch glass
Copy: Prolonged exposure to Jon Hamm's ruggedly handsome face can lead to unrealistic standards of humanity.
Image: Picture of Jon Hamm
Copy: Keep Out of Reach of TEENS
Image: Silhouette of a hand on a mouse. / Tumblr logo
Game of Thrones
Copy: It may be advisable to consume this show while reading the books or taking wikipedia supplements.
Image: A book
Copy: May lead to intense mood swings. DO DRINK alcoholic beverages when watching this program.
Copy: Do Not Take With Food
Image: A queasy person about to throw up.
Two and a Half Men
Copy: POISON, DO NOT CONSUME
Image: skull and crossbones shaped like a 2 ½
How I Met Your Mother
Copy: This Show May Be Watch-Out-of-Habit Forming. Do not view after Finale.
Image: Guy shrugging
Copy: Drinking alcohol and watching this show increases risk of unfortunate Maggie Smith impressions
Copy: Do not consume immediately after Season 3