Dear Guy who uses restaurant lingo inappropriatelyHi, it's Mindy. We went out on three or four dates last winter. Are you still an actor/waiter? Hope that's going well. Hey, remember when we were eating Chinese on the Upper West Side and you were rambling about your ex girlfriend? So fun! Remember when you said, "She was so needy, a little too self involved for me. So, I eighty six'd her?" Well, that was the reason I never called you again. Listen, if that was the only time you used the expression I would have totally continued hanging out with you, but it wasn't. You were 86ing everything that night. "I used to like country music, but then I 86ed it"
"Oh, I might have to 86 our plans this weekend" "Okay, ha ha Mindy, let's 86 the sarcasm." It really started to freak me out. I pictured you 86ing things left and right in the bedroom. I pictured you wanting to 86 our unborn child one day. Plus, you were the type of guy who regurgitated his resume when someone asked you what was up. That's incredibly lame.I hope you get famous really soon.Chow,Mindy