Hot off the heels of 'Grimm,' the highly-promoted 'Dracula,' and the Blackbeard-themed 'Crossbones,' NBC is adapting its entire 2014 programming schedule from other random public domain properties. Here's a sneak peek at what's in store for NBC next year:
New Hot Frankenstein
Robinson Crusoe: RECKONING
Mona Lisa: Gargoyle Doctor
Mummies? YEAHHHH Mummies
Bunyan & Babe: Sex-tectives
Camptown Races: 2090 A.D.
Mozart But Like Cool Mozart And He's Killin' Zombies
Shave And A Haircut, Two Bits: The Series
Romeo And Juliet But She's An Actual Angel And He's A Manticore
Moses Sings "Amazing Grace"
Earth Photo From NASA.gov Discovers Atlantis
King Tut: Old West Sheriff In Modern Detroit
Fair-Use Youtube Walrus Watches 'The Blacklist'
That Old "Man With The Hook" Campfire Story But It's Captain Hook Uhoh Does Disney Own Him Better Not Risk It CANCELED
Copyright-Free Etchings of 19th Century Wildlife Compete In Some Way
Yo Show Show And A Bottle Of Rum
The 'Jack' Picture From Playing Cards Is Like Robin Hood Now Or Whatever And He Steals That Beck Song That Used To Come Free With Windows Media Player From The Rich And Gives It To The Poor. Also "Jingle Bells" Plays
Literally Just Color Bars Before And After Sunday Night Football