Are you looking for a Halloween Costume that is sure to have you howling until the sun comes up? These are the costumes that drive the men crazy and the ladies wild! Check them out:

1. Sexy Pirate Who Is A Good Listener

These Halloween Costumes are GUARANTEED to Get You Laid

You know what's attractive? Pirates. You know what's REALLY attractive? A person who is a good listener. This Halloween, dress up as a pirate who doesn't just answer, but responds. If you can connect with your significant other on an emotional level, you'll form a real bond. And then you'll definitely get some BOOTY!

 

 

2. Slutty Schoolgirl That's Passionate About Helping People

These Halloween Costumes are GUARANTEED to Get You Laid

 Uh-oh! Looks like someone has been a bad girl this Halloween... and wants to make a difference for children in Africa. This student needs to stay late after class and will do anything to help end hunger for children domestically and abroad. ANYTHING! This costume is sure to make him drool because nothing is sexier than a tight school girl outfit and a strong sense of civic duty.

 

 

3. Superman Who Is Emotionally Vulnerable

These Halloween Costumes are GUARANTEED to Get You Laid

When it comes to Halloween, the ladies just want one thing: a super strong man who is super open about how he feels. You don't need x-ray vision to see that she wants her Superman to be emotionally vulnerable. Show her that sometimes you're the one who needs saving and she'll be the one with laser-vision -- for your penis.