Are you looking for a Halloween Costume that is sure to have you howling until the sun comes up? These are the costumes that drive the men crazy and the ladies wild! Check them out:

1. Sexy Pirate Who Is A Good Listener

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You know what's attractive? Pirates. You know what's REALLY attractive? A person who is a good listener. This Halloween, dress up as a pirate who doesn't just answer, but responds. If you can connect with your significant other on an emotional level, you'll form a real bond. And then you'll definitely get some BOOTY!

 

 

2. Slutty Schoolgirl That's Passionate About Helping People

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 Uh-oh! Looks like someone has been a bad girl this Halloween... and wants to make a difference for children in Africa. This student needs to stay late after class and will do anything to help end hunger for children domestically and abroad. ANYTHING! This costume is sure to make him drool because nothing is sexier than a tight school girl outfit and a strong sense of civic duty.

 

 

3. Superman Who Is Emotionally Vulnerable

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When it comes to Halloween, the ladies just want one thing: a super strong man who is super open about how he feels. You don't need x-ray vision to see that she wants her Superman to be emotionally vulnerable. Show her that sometimes you're the one who needs saving and she'll be the one with laser-vision -- for your penis.

 

 

4. Gorilla Who Watches RuPaul's Drag Race

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 At the costume party, you're a big, strong gorilla, and she's lost in the jungle. You overpower her. You press her up against the wall of the cave. And then you talk to her about her favorite reality TV show, RuPaul's Drag Race. And while your strong, ropey muscles are dominating her, you explain that everyone makes you feel bad for watching it but you don't care. It's good television.

 

 

5. Sexy Nurse Who Is A Single-Parent, Raising A Family On A Nurse's Wages

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That dreamy guy's brain will be blown when he sees who his nurse is. And then his brain will really be blown when he finds out about how you're able to make ends meet to feed your daughters, Alicia and Annie, despite your husband running off with some sexy police officer. This costume is heavy on two things: cleavage and inner strength.

 

We guarantee that if you put any of these costumes on, your trick-or-treat night will end with a treat. And that treat will be sex.