(a) Grass Green
(b) Banana Yellow
(c) Notification Red.
(a) A good restaurant
(c) Checking in to wherever I am.
(a) Had a party.
(b) Quiet night at home with my spouse.
(c) Read hundreds of greetings on my wall
(a) Do I know you from somewhere?
(b) Hi, I'm ___. Want to grab a drink sometime?
(a) All these lines are corny.
(b) That's good stuff, I should use one of those.
(c) Who pokes anymore?! Poking is so 2008.
(a) Once a year
(b) Only when my look drastically changes.
(c) Every time Snoop Dogg changes his name.
(a) Childhood Photo Album
(c) Whatever. It's all in the cloud.
(a) I donated hair to cancer patients.
(b) No, but if I'll ever get rich, I will.
(c) I gave someone life on Candy Crush Saga.
(a) Ride the Lightning.
(b) Spank the Monkey.
(c) Bang With Friends.
(a) Live each day to its fullest.
(b) Just do it.
(c) If this status gets a million likes, I'm getting pregnant!
You're as average as a Facebook user can get. You probably check it a few times a day, have between 150-300 friends, and your newsfeed consists of the usual mix of Breaking Bad statuses, posts about how great the '90s were and some Instagram pictures of food. Careful- you're on your way to becoming one of those Facebook parents who upload pictures of their babies.
You're the furthest thing from being a Facebook addict. In fact, you probably don't even have a Facebook account. To be honest, I don't think you have any friends at all. I bet you spend all your time alone at home, talking to yourself, instead of spending all your time alone at home talking to your computer like a normal person.
You're addicted. Facebook is your obsession. You won't go anywhere if you can't stay connected. You're one of those people who goes on a date and spends most of the time looking at their phone. You probably have more "friends" than you can count, like your own statuses, and actually use the timeline option. I'd suggest trying to suspend your account for a week, but you've probably already stopped reading this to go on Facebook.
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