Alright guys, time for a fun challenge! Drive yourself to the nearest one of these cities and see if you can find all of the following: 

 

5 Big City Scavenger Hunts


4 Skinny guys wearing thick glasses

2 Pharmacies on the same block

1 Person saying the phrase, "I mean I love it, but I'd never want to grow up here."

5 People discussing how much they pay for rent. 

1 "Kooky" person walking down the street.

1 Person saying of aforementioned "kooky" person, "Only in New York!" 

10 People being assholes, and using the fact that they're New Yorkers to justify it.

1 Rat sticking its head out of a sewer grate. 

1 Puddle of homeless guy vomit. 

100 People saying the phrase, "It's the greatest city in the world!" 

 

 

5 Big City Scavenger Hunts


5 Unfathomably attractive Waiters/Waitresses 

3 Guys recording a podcast. 

1 Celebrity

10 Locals pretending like seeing a celebrity isn't that big a deal to them. 

1 "Kooky" person walking down the street. 

1 Person saying of aforementioned "kooky" person, "Only in LA!" 

1 Person who isn't in "The Business." 

1 Very friendly person on Venice Beach whose gender is unclear. 

5 People handing out their cards at a party. 

1 Trash can full of discarded business cards

100 Broken dreams. 

 

 

5 Big City Scavenger Hunts


4 National Monuments. 

20 Tourists already bored by the monuments. 

8 Shifty looking guys wearing black pants, a pressed white shirt, and a messenger bag. 

2 People "casually" discussing politics loud enough so the people around can hear them

1 "Kooky" person walking down the street. 

1 Person saying of aforementioned "kooky" person, "Only in DC!" 

5 People indignantly talking about how D.C. is actually better than New York. 

5 People bitching about how people from Bethesda aren't really from D.C. 

1 Rich white kid proudly proclaiming he comes from the "Chocolate City." 

10 Protests blaming Republicans for all the countries problems. 

10 Protests blaming Democrats for all the countries problems. 

Joe Biden doing a merry jig.

 

 

5 Big City Scavenger Hunts


3 Improv theaters

15 people calling soda "pop." 

20 Chicago Cubs hats 

1 Chicago White Sox hat

20  Friendly strangers who say "Hello" to you on the street. 

1 "Kooky" person walking down the street. 

1 Person saying of aforementioned "kooky" person, "Only in Chicago!" 

20 Fat guys with push-broom mustaches. 

20 People eating Chicago-style hotdogs. 

20 People eating Chicago-style deep dish pizza. 

50 examples of heart disease. 

 

 

5 Big City Scavenger Hunts


5 People dressed as one of the Founding Fathers. 

4 People wearing brand new Red Sox hats. 

1 Person saying "Chowdah." 

10 Tourists saying "Chowdah" and laughing. 

1 "Kooky" person walking down the street. 

1 Person saying of aforementioned "kooky" person, "Only in Boston!" 

20 Guys named Sully.

5 Large Dunkin Donuts cups full of old coffee and melted ice. 

3 Drunk guys picking an unnecessary fight. 

1 Black person. (If this proves too difficult, Black Irish is acceptable.)