Prostitue Debra Murphree, talking about her sexual relationship with the Reverand Jimmy Swaggart:

"I was on my knees, doggie-style, with my feet hanging off the bed… He pulled his jogging suit down around his ankles and left his T-shirt on… He stuck it in and pumped a couple of time and pulled it out… He was very easy. A few pumps and that was it. He'd just moan, and as soon as he got done, he'd throw the rubber in the trash, tuck it in and walk out the door."

What a great American.