In life, there are a few times you might need to pick a new family; maybe you're in the witness protection program, maybe you're fed up with your family and want out, or maybe you're joining some crazy cult. Whatever the fun filled reason might be, here are some of the types of Sisters, Brothers, Dads and Moms, so if you ever get the chance to pick, you'll be making educated decisions.
The 4 Types of Sisters
She'll make you look like a total degenerate failure, but there will be one moment in your life where she needs your help on how to be cool and you can hold that over her head forever.
You'll have to pretend you like her 79 boyfriends that change weekly, but she'll run with some loose moraled people who you can hook up with.
You have everything in common, you love hanging out and going out together, and always finish each other's sentences. Still, the closer you are, the harder you fight!
She's slightly older and all the trouble she gets in just breaks your parents down, so every rule you break goes unnoticed and unpunished. She shows you the way, literally and figuratively, but you will always be in her debt and she won't hesitate to remind you.