The 4 Types of Dads

 

How to Choose the Ultimate Fake Family

May sound incredible to have the freedom to do what you want, but we all know absent fathers and daddy issues can lead to becoming a stripper and looking for father figures in all the wrong people (see Hook).

  

How to Choose the Ultimate Fake Family

 

You'll be under extreme scrutiny, constantly butting heads and doing your best to rebel.  But isn't that all worth it for the time you guys share a whiskey when you're 40 and Cats in the Cradle comes on the radio.

 

 

How to Choose the Ultimate Fake Family

 

He's under the impression his dad jokes are killing it as you and your friends continue to laugh at him, not with him.  He may be consistently embarrassing, but they call him The Bra for a reason (his joke), he's always there to support you.  

 

How to Choose the Ultimate Fake Family

 

He'll hang out and tell you fun stories about his youth, and let you to do what you want.  But be warned, do not mix with "Fun Mom".  The combination can result in limited supervision, lack of structure and a living in your parent's basement into your late 30's.