The 4 types of Moms

 

How to Choose the Ultimate Fake Family

 

You'll grow up never wearing fancy name brand clothes or getting to experience the delicious taste of meat, but no no questions are asked when you sit in your room with your friends burning incense.  

 

  

How to Choose the Ultimate Fake Family

 

Sure she may be a little more strict, but it's only because she cares so much about you. She'll cook you brownies when you're sad, and even more brownies when you're happy. She's caring, generous, but wants to be involved (a lot).  

  

 

How to Choose the Ultimate Fake Family

 

Technology or social advancements need not apply, she is content with the way things were when she was younger.  She's kind and loving, but completely baffled and confused by anything going on in your life.

 

 

  How to Choose the Ultimate Fake Family

 

She'll look out for you at every corner of your life and always be there, literally always.  She's sure to cause problems and come between you and your significant other.  And it turns heads when you're kissing each other on the lips as adults.

 

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