Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe.
By Dan Hopper and Will Stephen
This Woman Thought She Was Just Ordering Lunch at Arby's. But What She Did Instead Made Me Cry Very, Very Hard.
You Have To Click This Thing. Can't Say Why, But Do. Did I Cry? Shit Yeah I Did.
Oh Man Wait Til You See What This Man Or Woman Did It'll Make You Sob Also I'm Still Sobbing Holy Shit I Can't Believe We're Both Gonna Be Sobbing Simultaneously In A Second Once You Click
I Didn't Think I Was Going to Cry. Then 1:18 Happened. But I Still Didn't Cry. Until the End. When I Watched Another Video. About Darfur or Something. And I Fucking Lost It.
It Is Hard For Me To Even Type About How Amazing This Video Is Cause I Shorted Out 6 Keyboards With My Tears. I'm Dictating This To Someone Nearby While Still Crying But Now He's Starting To Cry Too
First This Video Made Me Cry. Then It Made Me Angry. Then I Thought About The First Part Again And Cried. Then I Was Like "I Can't Believe I Was Angry For A Second, I Gotta Get A Grip On My Emotions" And Stopped Crying, But Then I Watched A Couple More Seconds Of This And Cried Like DOUBLE.
I Don't Usually Cry Easily. But After Watching This, I've been in the E.R. for Six Hours, Crying and Puking, My Family's Here and Worried. Grab a Hanky.
When I First Watched This Video I Started Crying, And My Friend Was Like "Oh, My God, What's Wrong?" And I Was Like "It's This Fucking Video" And Then They Watched It And They Started Crying And Pretty Soon We Had a Huge Crowd Of People Around My Monitor And We Were All Just Weeping and Weeping. I Was In New York On 9/11 and Somehow Managed to Hold Myself Together For Months, So You Can Imagine How I Wasn't Prepared For THIS To Make Me Cry All Of The Tears.
This Video Will Make You Cry. And Just to Be Clear Crying Is That Thing Where You Nod Your Head, Right? No? Wait, What Am I Thinking Of?
As Managing Editor For Cry.com, I See A Lot Of Shit On A Daily Basis That Makes Me Cry, So When Someone Sent Me This Link And Was Like "Just Warning You, You're Gonna Cry!" I Was Like "Fuuuuck You, I Run Cry.com, NOTHING Can Make Me Cry, Stand There And Watch Me Watch This Video And Watch How Much I Don't Cry" Then I Clicked It And Holy Shit Guess What? Cried.
No Joke, I Got Doused With Pepper Spray Right In The Eyes Seconds Before Watching This, And I Swear To God, I Started Crying WAY MORE From The Video Than The Pepper Spray, Like It Wasn't Even Close. I Had To Spray Myself With More Pepper Spray Just To Slow Down The Crying (And You Will Too)
Click. Please. I'm Sobbing. Alone. At My Computer. I Need Help.