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By Caldwell Tanner
How to Prank Yourself
An epic goof guide for tricking the world's toughest target
NOTE: Will be illustrated in a style similar to this article.
Just the Trip
Prank Rank: Goof Trooper
1. Get your smartphone to download a ton of tweets, emails and pictures while you're asleep.
- Person staring intently at their phone
2. Lure yourself into reading each and every one of them while also using Google Maps to see where you're going.
- Zoom out to reveal person is walking down the street distractedly.
3. Eat Your Pride and Also Pavement
- Person has literally tripped over a dog. A stamp reads #CELLPH'OWN'D
Shock and Awww
Prank Rank: Mick Gagger
1. Disguise your bill to look just like the pile of junk mail you keep on your counter for no reason
- Person goofing off on the internet, an envelope titled BILL is crumpled underneath their laptop.
2. Be patient and wait for yourself to never notice.
- Person using the bill envelope as a napkin for their burrito.
3. Realize you're the dimmest bulb.
- Black panel, only the person's shocked eyeballs can be seen. Stamp reads "ELEC-TRICKED"
Prank Rank: JoKING
1. Trick yourself into having access to a near infinite source of media.
- Guy watching a show on netflix
2. While you're distracted by another tab, let your computer sneakily start the next episode.
- Guy saying "One more episode and then i'm going to sleep." It is clearly very late at night.
3. Wake yourself up at the same time you do every day because you're an adult with a job.
- Guy being rudely awakened by his phone alarm. A stamp reads "CLOCKWARD"
4. Try and Function Normally.
- Guy asleep at a keyboard.
Prank Rank: Don Trickles
1. Sneak some alcohol into your body. To make sure you don't notice, try hiding it in everyday liquids like orange juice and coke.
- Shot of hands making a mixed drink at a party.
2. Without you noticing, replace your food with more alcohol.
- Guy happily drinking at a party. He is talking to a friend and saying "oh shit I totally forgot to eat dinner haha"
3. Sneak a bunch more alcohol into your face
- The guy is openly laughing and holding two cups
4. QUIT SNEAKIN' AND START FREAKIN'
- guy is raging and holding a bottle of jack daniels
5. Puke Everywhere, attempt to sneak out.
- Guy puking on the DJ's laptop. A stamp reads YOU GOT DRUNK'D
Prank Rank: Serial Japist
1. Without noticing, slowly shave off a little bit of your own life over a period of several decades.
- Three panels of the same guy from before slowly aging.
2. Wait until one of your primary organs finally stops working, now's your chance!
- Guy having a heart attack
3. Die Forever
- Tombstone. A stamp reads TOMBSTOWN'D