Death plagues us all, but wouldn't it suck to die doing something crappy? When you shuffle off this mortal coil, you have to be doing something that you love! Here are some ideas on how to "pass on" you won't want to pass on:
Our time on this planet is limited. We must choose to spend it with the people who matter most. We definitely don't want to waste our time reading signs or putting on hard hats. Take a walk with the person you love the most and allow Cupid's arrow to pierce your heart and Darrel's hammer to smash in your skull.
Heaven is sharing your favorite chicken wings with your best friends. And you'll definitely make it to heaven if you eat them in that elevator that has never received maintenance in your apartment building. The wings are perfectly coated in that dipping sauce that's not too spicy but still is full of flavor. The friends are the people who know you the best and who have been with you through everything. And the elevator is the one whose cable has been slowly deteriorating since its installation in 1953. Make sure the EMTs bring some wet naps though, that elevator is going to get messy!
What makes you feel more alive than jumping out of a plane? And who takes your life more effectively than a murderer? You'll soar like a bird through the clouds. And he'll torture you like the birds he tore the wings off of as a child. When your parachute opens, your body will slowly float down to Earth and then be fed to pigs by the murderer, but your spirit will escape into the great beyond!
Nothing makes you feel more alive than going into the forest and providing for yourself through the teachings of your ancestors. And just like your ancestors, you will die quietly clutching your gun because it's just your time. It's Man vs. Nature vs. A hereditarily inherited but virtually undetectable genetic defect that causes a vulnerability to brain aneurisms.
Do it with anyone. And then do it any way you like.