If Kirby Swallowed Real World People

 

If Kirby Swallowed Real World People

Ability: After absorbing Miley Cyrus, all of Kirby's opponents begin arguing over every single thing that Kirby does, becoming too distracted to attack and making Kirby invincible.

 

 

If Kirby Swallowed Real World People

Ability: Kirby develops movie star good looks, and combines them with an slightly awkward, super approachable demeanor, making everyone fall in love with him and preventing the need for an attack. 

 

If Kirby Swallowed Real World People

Ability: Kirby gains the ability to self-destruct, hurting everyone around him, yet somehow remaining invincible. 

 

 

If Kirby Swallowed Real World People

Ability: Kirby gains a huge burst of power making him nearly invincible. However, he needs to make it to the end of the stage fast, as this power burns up quickly, and leaves Kirby nearly useless. 

 

 

If Kirby Swallowed Real World People

Ability: Kirby becomes extremely powerful, but the reason behind his power is unknown.  Also, while in his Kardashian form, Kirby is followed around by two weaker clones of himself. 

 

 

If Kirby Swallowed Real World People

Ability: Kirby literally becomes toxic, causing all those who touch him to to die a slow, painful death.

 

 

If Kirby Swallowed Real World People

Ability: Kirby gains access to a hammer, like the one in Drive, that he can use to brutally wail on his enemies, and the ability to somehow remain adorable while doing it. 

 

 

If Kirby Swallowed Real World People

Ability: Kirby is immediately followed by a huge army of fans who blindly hang on his  every word and viciously attack anyone that they perceive as a threat to him. 

 

 

If Kirby Swallowed Real World People

Ability: Kirby subdues his enemies by means of making speeches.  These speech attacks are extremely powerful at first, but become less and less powerful with each use.