Is that a cat?
Yeah, I found him rooting around our garbage. Can we keep him?
Well, I suppose every witch needs a black cat. Welcome to the family.
Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
So what do you think you're going to name the little guy?
Well, I really like the name Salem.
Sabrina that's disgusting!
I really like Salem. I think it's a cute name for a cat.
Is that your idea of a joke, because it's not funny.
What's wrong with Salem?
Do you know what happened at Salem, Sabrina?
Okay, so then tell me why the FUCK you thought it would be a good idea to name your cat after the location of the BIGGEST GENOCIDE IN THE HISTORY OF OUR PEOPLE?
My Uncle Giles was at Salem, Sabrina. Wanna know what happened to him? He got fucking crushed to death. But no, you're right. It's a really cute name.
I thought it would be a nice tribute.
A tribute? Really! Use your head Sabrina.
If we were Jewish, don't you think it would go without saying that there a few places in Germany that would be off limits for cat names. But I guess since we're witches, people don't have to care about our struggle.
I just thought --
No, you didn't. You never think. God. This is like the time you turned that girl into a pineapple all over again.
You are so inconsiderate. You know this right here? This is why her father left her.
Just go, Sabrina. I can't even look at you right now.
And take your stupid cat with you.
God, can you believe that kid?
It's this whole generation. You know, we should really get back to our work finding a human host for the anti-Christ, because if you ask me, the apocalypse can't come soon enough.
I agree. Hail Satan!